Herr Professor slumps forlorn in the Day Room of the Great Public Sanitarium. He has failed to prove his mental competence to the satisfaction of the Ministry of Mental Hygiene. The Sanitarium’s fearsome matrons, meanwhile, neither know nor care that his tics and outbursts are harmless side effects of chipping in odd gobbets of “gray matter”…
Month: August 2009
Krankenhaus Rock
Kauboi awakens under the covers. Herr Professor is beside him. Inwardly, Kauboi groans. He has sworn that this would never happen again. Oh, damn the silvery moonlight, damn the imperious urge, damn that irresistible man, and most of all, damn that Romanian quince brandy! But something is different this time. Kauboi hears voices – they are not alone. “We…
Breakfast in Bedlam
Poor Kauboi! Jittery and befogged after a night of “editing submissions,” he can barely hold his mug. He sloshes and dribbles, leaving coffee ring after coffee ring on the damask. Herr Professor watches with amusement as Kauboi tries to pour milk into his fourteenth half-cup. “It is the fault of this accursed udder-shaped creamer,” Kauboi…
Fun & Games 1: Rules and Prizes
Join the fun. Play games on the following pages and send results to jk@kendley.com! Prizes… …range from newfangled ebooks to edifying antiquarian volumes of great moral significance, all depending on your level of involvement as defined below. Rules: 1) Any single game or puzzle (A Frühstück Fracas, Enter the Hospital, In the Day Room) must be completed to the best of your ability….